Monday, April 30, 2007

help!

i need somebody, help! not just anybody, help! you know i need somebody...
that was weird! i dunno y i do that...i just do.
neway...all day 2day i had a song stuck in my head called "i love life."
the song SUX!
then i had another song stuck in my head that was worse! it wasn't a bad song like i love life it was actually okay...but the lyrics to the song are really weird!!! the name tells everything. its called" suga how'd u get so fly." sung by baby bash and really addicting, it has haunted me all day...ooh, that was 2 dramatic, i should stop.
these r the lyrics to i love life. u can c how RETARDED it is and how STUPID i am 4 listening 2 it.

i love life
by melissa lefton

An ordinary girl,
She didn't read all that much,
She decorates her lawn with wild pink flamingoes,
She got a fannypack,
A neon jogging suit,
And after work you'd see her walk her brown dog Bingo.

(Bridge)
No further aspirations,
Some say that she's complacent,
No she don't want the modern,
And she says.

(Chorus)
I love life, life loves me,
Everything in the world makes me happy,
I love life, life loves me,
Let's take another trip to Disneyland,
Disneyland.

A little overweight,
She's a beautician,
Her husband makes a living changing old transmitions,
They've got a couple of kids,
Named Jim and Jenny,
They love iceberg lettuce and ragu on their spaghetti.

(Bridge)
(Chorus)

What shall we have on our chicken dinner tonight?
Lets go to Orlando where the sun shines bright,
Jim one a prize in the video arcade,
Now they make a sugar free kool aid.

What shall we have on our chicken dinner tonight? (x4)

(Chorus)

how dumb!

3 comments:

deaths'_closet said...

those were the most retarded lyrics that i have ever read i mean DEEDEEDEE ur retarded that is how retarded those were, really retarded gosh they make my head hurt *sigh*.

globally_aware said...

I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!

deaths'_closet said...

post again loser